bluedogeyes asked: Who would win? Vampires or Zombies? Name your favorite vampire and zombies movies

Oh man, this is an excellent question. There are some who don’t feel the two are mutually exclusive. That vampirism is a subset of zombieism or vice versa. Like the crazy vampire zombies in that will smith movie.

But if you like.. just take the classic zombie vs classic vampire… I think zombies would win. I mean I like vampires more, in general, but man zombies really have the edge.

And actually I was thinking about writing this spec script where - and stay with me - a hypothetical world post zombie apocolypse, except there’s a catch. Vampires. Who NEED human blood to survive. And they can’t feed on zombie blood. So the zombie apocalypse is a detriment to vampire species. And at first they take humans hostage to harvest them.. like to breed them.. but after a while it’s just not enough to sustain the vampire population so they make a rare alliance with the humans to try and fight the zombies just to preserve the human race because it is the only hope for the vampires to survive too… COPYRIGHT DONT STEAL MY IDEAAAAA.

Ha-hem. But seriously, drawing on this idea, zombies have the edge because their strength is blind numbers that do not NEED humans to live on. They like to eat them, but they won’t become deader than dead without them. They do not fear sunlight. A stake through the heart WON’T kill them. Pretty much going for the brain, or setting them on fire is the only way to get at them.

Vampires might be stronger physically, but there will always be fewer of them since their numbers are proportional to the numbers of humans in existence, (both for feeding and for ‘turning’). And there are simply more ways to kill them. Sunlight. Wood through the heart. Fire. The classic decapitation. And in some universes, starvation.

They can fight zombies all they want, but ultimately, if there is just ONE zombie, that shit will spread and take over. Turning humans to zombies is a process. It’s harder. And vampires aren’t always keen on it. But people to zombies? That shit spreads so fast. And chokes off the humans on the vampires’ foodchain. Vampires can try all they want but they’ll never get all the zombies. And they’ll always be restricted by daylight. 

As for favorite vampire movies… I can’t think of any worthy vampire movies that are recent. Dracula is a classic… interview with the vampire also… I guess underworld and blade were alright… they were a bit more ‘sci-fi’-y which made them more fun, but a little lame at times… so I don’t know. 

As for zombie movies, how about instead, you tell me YOUR favorite zombie movies. And why. 

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HA-HEM, FAM, LET ME PROPOSE A VOTE:

Which of the following should I use for my icon until halloween:

A

or

B

or

C

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So i was watching this mock ad (curteousy of daily show), going on and on quoting obama about how “it’s not good.. but it could be worse” and it goes on to be like, “afterall… a meteor could have hit us but it didn’t… a zombie apocolypse could have happened but it didn’t…” etc.

But i’m here thinking whoa whoa whoa… that’s precisely why obama sucks. Cause if he’s the one responsible for preventing a zombie uprising, me and him have beef. I’d honestly vote for first candidate who would GARANTEE a zombie apocolypse. I’ve been pining for it for a while now. I’ve been planning for it. So step aside, mr. President.

Anonymous asked: Just a problem with your zombie plan: zombies may not be able to swim, but they don't need to breathe either, so what's stopping them from trudging along the bottom of the body of water? Sure, they'd have to take time to sink (what with gasses from decomposition holding them afloat at first), but after that, they're only obstacle is ocean floor. Once they find a way through that, you're screwed on your island.

interesting.

a) i don’t think zombies would be able to sink. i think that zombies remain in a permanent state of “freshly dead” which is why their injuries remain pretty consistent once they die unless further injured post-mortem. so i think they should always float?

b) and if that’s the case, i think they’d always be subject to currents and shit. and most animals pursue a path of least resistance by instinct unless the IMMEDIATE reward of food is present… so if you can’t swim, and you just float, you’re not going to be able to fight the direction of the currents and shit. idk.

c) you’re forgetting the rifles and m60s we have. If we find a small enough island with a cliff on at least 2 sides, i think we could reinforce it pretty well, enough to keep a loose random zombie that may have drifted onto our shore at bay. even if they get to our island, they won’t be able to do so as a horde. they’d have to have gotten lucky and just drifted that way sporadically.

olivieramar replied to your post: 

1. Right I forgot you have a thing for siblings screwing. This is a good excuse to take it up 2. You’re planning in advance. You throw in a rich kid that’s into gaming and he’ll buy it. 3. The B&V Lands on Water.

1. ngl, you caught me. whatever, i’ll just close my eyes and pretend i’m a lanester. 

2. a rich kid into gaming, IF you could find one, is probably too much of an asshole to co-operate. Gamers are assholes, rich kids are assholes, combine the two and you get a mega asshole.

3. I don’t believe you. prove it.

olivieramar replied to your post: 

1. You still haven’t solved the fertility problem. 2. We could buy an old Blohm & Voss BV 222 which can take up to 100 people. Plus using a German WWII plane to actually save people that aren’t German gets you bonus Points.

1. in a survival situation, nothing wrong with fucking a cousin or two.

2. no we can’t, where would we get that money pre-apocalypse? no one is going to believe us zombies are going to overrun the cities until they actually do, and by then the billionaires are going to be eaten. Plus you cant land a plane like that on a deserted island, its not possible. You have no ground, no runway. You need one of those smaller ones capable of landing on water.

olivieramar replied to your post: yo, that’s a really good zombie apocalypse plan. …

It needs more women. Without proper medical facilities and taking into non-aided fertility rates, you couldn’t repopulate quickly enough without having cousins sleep with cousins in a couple of generations. You need 50 people. 35 women, 15 men.

50 people won’t fit on a small plane. and commercial grade airliners are inaccessible because the airports are going to be overrun with zombies almost certainly. so that’s not possible.