The biggest mistake men make with me is mistaking diplomacy for kindness. I’m not a nice girl, I’m a polite girl. There’s a difference. I smile a lot, and say thank you, because I’m a canadian. I’m not flirting with you. These fucking newyorkers aren’t able to grasp this concept it seems. And mistake that for weakness. Then get all shocked and suprised when i turn around and snap, because i dont like saying no more than once. Tell me, “oh i can tell you’re different from these new york girls. You’re not a bitch like them, you’re nice. I trust you.”
Big mistake, loves. Don’t be an idiot. I’m as female as the rest of them. I just hide it better.
speaking of game of thrones, this guy ive been dating looks just like Jaqen H’garth. spitting image. he’s annoying when he keeps inviting himself over though to watch GoT marathon with me while im sick. but he looks just like him.
Why do you have a "donate" button on your page? It's seems you are doing okey at the moment. =P
true, i am. but my followers were trying to help me buy a skimpy bikini to enter wicked weasel’s bikini contest. never quite reached my goal, but i’ve not given up yet, and the money remains untouched ^_^
You found a body in Florida?? Ughh I still feel nauseous lol
yah i think she was alive though.. idk i found her in the bushes, she wasn’t breathing, but the ambulance and cops and people came, so i think she ended up being ok and just in a drug induced coma after someone got scared and dumped her? i really dont know what happened after they took her body away.
listen you guys, i've figured it out. the buffyverse had it wrong. the main hellmouth isn't in sunnydale, it's in florida. it explains EVERYTHING. the surge of fucked up things that occur around it, and the heat.
let’s look at the evidence…. face-eating zombies…. trayvon… baby killing mothers…. every single serial killer….. miami being the next cesspool of sin after vegas got boring…. all the vampires in neighboring louisiana… yo i’m telling you im on to something here.
THE ONE AND ONLY HELLMOUTH IS SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA. PROBABLY MIAMI. Because I’ve been to some of the best parties there… and you know hell throws a good party. But forgive me, i digress. Florida. Hellmouth. Buffy was wrong. Ty n g’day.
How do you know you would be attracted to your sibling?
well, if he looks like the male version of me…
lol i kid tho. i’m just saying, as a child cruel intentions was a beloved movie. this particular sibling taboo has always fascinated me. titillated me. i know nothing for fact. tis just… a twisted fascination.
today, instead of going out on memorial day, ending up drunk again, with company I am not thrilled about, then trying to stumble home in painful shoes as always… i stayed home to eat, masterbate all day, and watch a madmen marathon instead.
i dont regret it one bit. i made a good choice ^_^
(about to repeat number 2 again, oh hey, i c u don, y u gotta b so sexi)
i hate when men make me take my glasses off… i literally can’t see anything, it’s like instant beer goggle effect… i end up talking to blokes I otherwise wouldn’t if i could actually see what they looked like. Because you are shallow?
would you rather I care about a man’s bank account instead?
be glad my human superficiality doesn’t extend beyond wanting to fuck someone marginally attractive. i’m no more shallow than most men.
i hate when men make me take my glasses off… i literally can’t see anything, it’s like instant beer goggle effect… i end up talking to blokes I otherwise wouldn’t if i could actually see what they looked like -_^
that awkward moment you go on a date with that really pretty bisexual girl who asked you out who you were smitten with, and she tells you that oh btw she has a bf, who just so happens to let her explore her sexuality.
bitch, fuck you. don’t play with my emotions and waste my time like that. if you’re taken, get off my nuts. this reminds me why I dont mess with bisexual women. if you aren’t 100 dedicated to pussy, i just dont fucking trust you. always hiding a man somewhere in the dark. fuck that.
all political correctness aside, idgaf. i’ll believe in exceptions when i meet one.
otherwise, they all end up fucking with my feelings, and going katy perry on my ass. do everyone a favor and go choke on your man’s dick.