April 2012
what is it about scruff that makes men that much...
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p.s. thank you the few of you who answered my...
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my bad okcupid luck continues....
so tina fey is skinny, nerdy and very similar to that girl next door type/satisfies the oedipus complex for alot of nerds.
you maam look like a busty megan fox. nerdy girl vs busty megan fox wut Message from G—-
i hope this kid realizes that, as a female, the only thing i took from this is “you’re not skinny, ie too fat to be lovable like tina fey.” yo, men,...
hey fam, serious inquiry here, i've been applying...
this isnt long essays or anything… it’s like short blog article type stuff, some satirical, some more serious… a lot of superficial somewhat catty/snarky garbage more or less.. basically opinion pieces, nothing boring and academic in nature. and there’s only a couple of them. (though there may be more in the future, depending how long it takes me to land one of these...
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fightingwindmills replied to your post: yo, @dykes… what’s with this “i love your hair! its so beautiful” lines you keep coming at me with… c’mon bitches, step up your game.
well, i wanna motorboat you ;]
yo, see, now that right there is flawless game. but bbgirl, you dont even need game, cause you’re that fine. you had me at “fightingwindmills...
yo, @dykes... what's with this "i love your hair!...
no srsly every single gay female hits on me with some comment about my hair. yo, my hair aint nothing special, its just black. ya’ll queer bitches need to work on your approach. this shit’s uninspired.
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lebrainboy replied to your post: so i feel like the bloke that i’ve been chasing…
How can that be? Because, honestly, your advice on avoiding the friendzone was the best I’ve ever read…and I’ve read a lot. I quote you all the time. How could YOU be friendzoned?
because what it means to be friendzoned for men and women is different. men consider themselves friendzoned when a female...
srsly tho, this man's indifference is breaking my...
i feel like the bloke that i’ve been chasing this whole time has friendzoned me. and here i foolishly thought i’d one day be his wifey -_- i officially give up pursuing him.
I have all these dates lined up for next week, but i feel like on each one i go on, ill only be thinking about all the ways in which the person isnt /him/.
Anonymous asked: "I’m sorry, you lost me at “i was never a star trek fan.” Next." Aww. But what if his next line was "I never had time to watch ST cause I was always running my comic book store slash dog shelter slash medical marijuana pharmacy" ? THAT dude needs a shot at all the heavenly glory, right?
Anonymous asked: clean your damn apartment you messy slob
saganth asked: By the way, I also have an OK Cupid account. I have my first date from it this Saturday, trying not to be nervous. But, my account's been up since September, so it took a while... So hang in there. I am... and I am trying not to laugh at your story about the dog-walking.. and failing *giggles*
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cbudd84 replied to your photo: Being harassed all day long by these tards on wall…
Why the Hell would they harass u ? Unless they’re ridiculously immature
right? i have no idea why. i think they mistook me for one of the people that work there. which still makes it stupid. cause my mom works on wall st and i was going to her work office just to give her something real quick, and...
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boccazhilvanadas replied to your photo: Being harassed all day long by these tards on wall…
I think they are intimidated by you because you look so hot.
lol you’re sweet, but i don’t think the protesters were intimidated by shit. they were more than eager to get in my face.
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A quick sample of how NOT to hit on me on Okcupid....
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I was never a Star Trek fan, until I saw your pic. …
I’m sorry, you lost me at “i was never a star trek fan.” Next.
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do you have to show your cleavage in most of your pictures? …
i dunno, do you have to be gay? m——-
How are you? My wife and I saw your page and thoug …
yo let me stop you right...
Anonymous asked: pick your future mate by the dankness of his bud and his rolling abilities.
yo, this okcupid thing isnt working out for me.. i...
there has got to be a more efficient way to filter through the riffraff…
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Anonymous asked: A hottie with a dbag problem? Call Guinness! :) Seriously, nothing new. Here's why hot girls get with dbags instead of the nice nerds. 1) actively pursuing someone in public often makes a guy look like a tool to everyone around BUT the one being pursued. 2) dbags do not care about looking like tools, either because they think 'tool' is cool, or they don't know they look like...
Anonymous asked: Yes I do like it. Were there any more?
pullinside-deactivated20120831 asked: you and magalomania are my dream women. you two could kill me in bed and i would die a very happy man. i would be willing to see if you could do it alone. i am sure you would come very close. xoxo
Anonymous asked: Terrific headshot. Any others from the shoot you can share? Radiant! Regal! Must see more please? Xo
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therealmagnificentbastard replied to your photo: possibly new headshot, idk not sure yet. why?…
they’ve rejected you? what the hell!
lol yah well why wouldn’t they. welcome to new york.
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afaithlessman replied to your chat: [11:01:12 AM] Garth: sophie [11:01:33 AM] Garth:…
potatoes are funnier than olivia munn. smarter, too.
i love you.
Garth: sophie
Garth: i logged on just to say i watched a youtube video of olivia munn trying to be funny
Garth: but she wasnt
Sofia:
Sofia: i love you.
Anonymous asked: Your Australian fanpeoples have missed you, then. It's ANZAC Day today, so I'm glad to see you back on my dash. You're awesome, as always. (Also, fuck yeah, mojo!)
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pullinside-deactivated20120831 asked: if i were one of your students i would have to jack off a LOT. you're fucking hot, gorgeous, beautiful, and those images would not ever leave my mind if i were 16. hell, i'm older than that by quite a bit and i still want to jack off to you. with you and ON you, would be even better, though. your look makes me crazy. i want to do all kinds of amazingly beautiful things to you.
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oneeightbecomestwozeroes replied to your post: oneeightbecomestwozeroes replied to your…
Well, to be fair, almost everything> people. Math is significantly less frustrating. Especially the whole “how do I connect with this seemingly awesome person?” situation. That shit is like statistics, and I don’t think anyone likes statistics…
i like statistics -_-
true story, while i was in...
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